these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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