Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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