Moan for me like Helen Keller
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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