can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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