awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
there's paper in my vomit.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
