So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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