she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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