He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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