i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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