Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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