Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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