I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
