We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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