someone get that fucking seahorse.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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