it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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