I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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a search helicopter?!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen