is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.