I'm really into asian looking animals
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
false alarm, still single
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
