You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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