Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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