I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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