Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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