North Korea, Best Korea!
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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