Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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