Quick, to the slutcave!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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