Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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