Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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