And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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