Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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