after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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