It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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