Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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