Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho