Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
