then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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