Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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