First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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