so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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