Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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