He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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