that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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