Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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