Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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