My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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