I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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