I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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