I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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