Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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