Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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