I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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