My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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