no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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