I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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