I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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