Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
